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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Coeur D Alene, Idaho
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There is this snail and he is a door-to-door magazine subscription salesman (Hang with me here and use your imagination - it could happen). Anyway, he strolls up to this persons house, rings the bell (must have had a snail ladder I am guessing) and is greeted by a very cantankerous home owner (A retired class racer no doubt). The gentleman takes one look at the snail and says "what the hell do you want?", to which the snail replies " I am selling magazine subscriptions would you be interested in possibly Drag Review or Car Craft?" The homeowner gets very upset and says "oh great another salesman " and proceeds to launch the snail off of his porch via his right boot! About two years later the snail crawls back up on this guy's porch, bangs on the door and says " hey what the hell was that all about"? Before you criticize, put you name on the list and then fire away! JP
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