Joke

Ed Fernandez · 04-21-2012, 08:36 PM

I liked Artie chokes three for a dollar better.:>):>):>)

70 more to go

NewHemi · 05-05-2012, 11:30 PM

So did I Ed, but I was hoping that we would see a few more...

Guess I had hoped for too much.

David
The New Hemi Guy

Ed Fernandez · 05-06-2012, 10:55 PM

David,the best jokes I've heard lately would,under the new rules and regulations,get me bounced,if you know what I mean.

55 more to go.

NewHemi · 05-07-2012, 11:29 AM

I understand.

The biggest jokes in the world, are the ones we cant talk about it.

David
The New Hemi Guy

Jim Wahl · 05-07-2012, 02:54 PM

Shtopinsee! Nien politicinzee talkin!! JIm

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Dick Butler · 05-07-2012, 07:38 PM

Heil! yes

Eddies66 · 05-08-2012, 09:12 AM

The Pastor's ARSE

A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race again and it won again.

The local paper read:
PASTOR'S
ARSE WINS.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter
the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline
read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR’S
ARSE.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ARSE IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS
ARSE FOR $10.

The Bishop couldn't take it, so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ARSE IS WILD AND FREE..
The Bishop was buried the next day.

There are two morals of the story . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and
misery . . even shorten your
life. So be yourself and enjoy life.
and stop worrying about everyone else's ARSE and
you'll be a lot happier!

04-21-2012, 08:36 PM	#1
Ed Fernandez Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NOO JOISEY nexta NOO YAWK Posts: 5,879 Likes: 38 Liked 100 Times in 45 Posts	Re: Joke I liked Artie chokes three for a dollar better.:>):>):>) 70 more to go __________________ Former NHRA #1945 Former IHRA #1945 T/SA

05-05-2012, 11:30 PM	#2
NewHemi Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 472 Likes: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Joke So did I Ed, but I was hoping that we would see a few more... Guess I had hoped for too much. David The New Hemi Guy

05-06-2012, 10:55 PM	#3
Ed Fernandez Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NOO JOISEY nexta NOO YAWK Posts: 5,879 Likes: 38 Liked 100 Times in 45 Posts	Re: Joke David,the best jokes I've heard lately would,under the new rules and regulations,get me bounced,if you know what I mean. 55 more to go. __________________ Former NHRA #1945 Former IHRA #1945 T/SA

05-07-2012, 11:29 AM	#4
NewHemi Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 472 Likes: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Joke I understand. The biggest jokes in the world, are the ones we cant talk about it. David The New Hemi Guy

05-07-2012, 02:54 PM	#5
Jim Wahl Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Central Florida Posts: 5,845 Likes: 672 Liked 683 Times in 129 Posts	Re: Joke Shtopinsee! Nien politicinzee talkin!! JIm . __________________ Jim Wahl....NHRA #2239 S/SS - IHRA # 8 Stock, D2 Stock Champion (forever I guess) 2019 Baby Gators Stock Champion 2009 NHRA D2 National Open Stock Champion 1982 NHRA D2 West Palm Beach LDRS SS Runner Up Past President, Southern Stock / Super Stock Association.

05-07-2012, 07:38 PM	#6
Dick Butler VIP Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Richmond Indiana Posts: 1,196 Likes: 5 Liked 32 Times in 19 Posts	Re: Joke Heil! yes

05-08-2012, 09:12 AM	#7
Eddies66 VIP Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Rancho Mirage, CA Posts: 1,308 Likes: 300 Liked 881 Times in 452 Posts	Re: Joke The Pastor's ARSE A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ARSE WINS. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ARSE. This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ARSE IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ARSE FOR $10. The Bishop couldn't take it, so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ARSE IS WILD AND FREE.. The Bishop was buried the next day. There are two morals of the story . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. and stop worrying about everyone else's ARSE and you'll be a lot happier!