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give billy a copo...

he will sell it
he will use the money to finish his u/sa 301
he will then be #1 qualifier
he will then be able to do what he likes to do best...
he will thumb his nose at the millionaires.

life is full of simple pleasures

captain jack
and damn good to see you sir !!!!!!!!!!!!

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He really ain't right ............

First of all Billy you broke the biggest racing rule - "What happens in Indy stays in Indy " .

Second - forget that hat stuff- there are more important issues at hand .

Next - yes, I am Felix - thru and thru .

I really would have been better off locking you in the bathroom for the entire week

Stop talking about my hair - I have plenty --- you have none ......

My publicist makes good money and should be doing this for me.

The three proof readers went nuts trying to fix this deal for you - two quit on me because of it

As for my showers - one has to look good for his public

And yes - you stink ! ! !

And my love for biscotti - well there is no better treat in the morning than biscotti and tea

All the other stuff - you're right ...its fiction and half-truths

And forget that Zombie stuff - your brain have been fried as long as I've known you

As for you getting a COPO -none of us are worried -as you'll never give up that kind of cash -- but I did tell Sunny where to use the metal detector in your back yard - Yeah , I just had to

Well , we've covered my hair and all my bad habits but lets talk about my BFF -his name is George and he's also my mouthpiece ........You'll be hearing from him and he'll be wanting those tin cans Sunny is digging up .

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To know Billy is to love him , the true racer.

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Hey Capt. Jack, that really is a bit harsh, Summers car is a top shelf piece and he probably could have been #1 at his old HP. I was happy to see it.
Jack, don't waste your time or money with George, you just admitted I'm not right, everybody that knows me knows I'm not right and I volunteered to spend a week in a motorhome with you, that right there screams insanity defense. Or I could just say the Zombies made me do it.

After taking a few days to process the entire Indy Experience, I've decided to keep my impressions of the manufacturers new car programs rather short and sweet. The FFFord guys "get it". They had the absolute best parking spots in the place, any spectators that came through the main gate and followed the asphalt to the stands or the Pro pits passed an entire line of new FFFord racecars. They're hardcore, a mix of young and more experienced racers and there seemed to be plenty of support. The Mopar guys were pitted in the circle and in a fairly high traffic area with the new cars mixed in with the HEMI challenge cars. A good mix of tradition and modern. The GM guys, in their defense, are new to this game and playing catch-up. They had 20 COPOs there but were all parked together behind the teardown barn beyond the finishline. Not a lot of spectator traffic down there. I would like to suggest that when the time comes to write the check for title rights to the 2014 Chevrolet Performance U.S. Nationals that they insist on a parking spot as close to the manufacturers midway or between the main gate and the grandstands. I would also like to suggest that they ask their racers to stick around even if they go out early simply to show a presense at their race.
It's all about appearances and presense and marketing and believe it or not, I get it!
AND thanks to liberal amounts if internally applied tequila(I guess rum works too?) my Zombie bite healed up. I got better! Who needs a COPO(although they are neat) when you can have an aardvark.

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ROTFLMAO!!! I read this the other morning before going to work. Nearly spit coffee all over the table.

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Bill,I liked your presentation,except for one word.LIBERAL????????????????

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Hey Billy, how fast is that Aardvark??

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Hmmmm Aardvark, I kinda like that.... Aardvarks should be "O" and slower!

Aardvarks UNITE !!!!!!

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Naw, he's just been off his meds too long...he'll get better....maybe.

JimR

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Sign me up!