i made it home a"LIVE from INDY US NATIONALS 2013"

Billy Nees · 09-02-2013, 02:21 PM

I've got an awful lot to say about my week at INDY so I'm going to just start with a few comments, observations, half-truths and questions. I can't take in my whole week in one sitting so it may take me a few days to get my whole experience in.
Yes, I did wear a new hat. My sweetie threw my old one in the burn barrel and it melted some of the siding on the house! More "honey do" stuff.
The rumors around the pits are completely false about Jack and I being signed to do a major studio remake of "The Odd Couple". But if we were, Jack would be Felix.
I was not locked in the bathroom of the coach all week. I WAS however not allowed to touch his laptop and there were certain people that I WAS NOT allowed to talk to(more on that later).
Jacks hair is real! However, it is the only hair on his entire body! (don't ask, it wasn't pretty and my eyes still sting from soaking them with bleach)
Jack has a publicist and three proof readers come in every evening to make sure that his posts are perfect!
Jack does his own make-up.
Jack takes three showers a day AND changes his wardrobe at least twice that many times! That can be a bad thing in a motorhome. The grey water tank was full by Friday and because of that I have a near terminal case of stanka$$.
But enough about Jack.
I'll post some more later.
(the un-dead are among us)

09-02-2013, 02:21 PM	#1
Billy Nees VIP Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: On a hilltop in Pa. Posts: 4,473 Likes: 3,564 Liked 7,594 Times in 1,718 Posts	i made it home a"LIVE from INDY US NATIONALS 2013" I've got an awful lot to say about my week at INDY so I'm going to just start with a few comments, observations, half-truths and questions. I can't take in my whole week in one sitting so it may take me a few days to get my whole experience in. Yes, I did wear a new hat. My sweetie threw my old one in the burn barrel and it melted some of the siding on the house! More "honey do" stuff. The rumors around the pits are completely false about Jack and I being signed to do a major studio remake of "The Odd Couple". But if we were, Jack would be Felix. I was not locked in the bathroom of the coach all week. I WAS however not allowed to touch his laptop and there were certain people that I WAS NOT allowed to talk to(more on that later). Jacks hair is real! However, it is the only hair on his entire body! (don't ask, it wasn't pretty and my eyes still sting from soaking them with bleach) Jack has a publicist and three proof readers come in every evening to make sure that his posts are perfect! Jack does his own make-up. Jack takes three showers a day AND changes his wardrobe at least twice that many times! That can be a bad thing in a motorhome. The grey water tank was full by Friday and because of that I have a near terminal case of stanka$$. But enough about Jack. I'll post some more later. (the un-dead are among us) __________________ Billy Nees 1188 STK, SS I'm OK..........it's everybody else. Last edited by Billy Nees; 09-03-2013 at 09:52 AM.