Hottest new product for stock!

Larry Hill · 10-22-2007, 08:59 AM

Hottest new product for stock eliminator: Finger extensions!!
This allows the racer to reach the 2 step button on the brake pedal with ease!!
We control our reaction times with choice of materials. If you need a little pick-me-up, purchase the carbon fiber finger extension. If that is too quick, the fiberglass version might be just what you need.
Since tracks differ, we know you will want the full set from the carbon fiber up thru the weightable brass version, with the knurled aluminum being the standard model.

Paperwork is almost complete for NHRA major contingency sponsorship.

As always the decals must be displayed on both sides of the car.

Price : Priceless!!!

Parts are available from Hillybilly Hollywood Industries. Phone # BR549

Ask for Cooter and get a 10% discount!!

Free pouch of Redman with the first 500 orders!

William Koski · 10-22-2007, 09:13 AM

Is the guy from Kentucky that got his foot stuck in the steering wheel trying to dim the lights and wrecked his car after they moved the dimmer switch to the turn signal lever involved in bringing this amazing new product to market????????

ROCKETWORKS · 10-22-2007, 09:14 AM

LARRY. sound,s like your on to something down there in KY .......... will there be any special holiday pricing for christmas ?????????? dennis

10-22-2007, 09:19 AM

ROGLMFAO!!!! Thanks Larry! I needed that. Can I use the these extensions to kick puppies with too?

Jeff Teuton · 10-22-2007, 09:22 AM

Patsy, it's time to reel him in. He's been out there too long. Maybe a change in the beverage brand or content.

david ring · 10-22-2007, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Larry Hill

BR549

I love that band!

Jeff Lee · 10-22-2007, 10:38 AM

If not for NHRA requiring that crotch strap, there would be other choices available for activating the two-step on the brake pedal. That would allow quicker starts as there are more nerve endings as opposed to the simple fingertip. If you have short commings, there are many enhancements offerd for sale. Even Hot Rod Magazine has those advertisements now so don't say you didn't know about that. The biggest problem is if you go all day in competition, you might need a fast acting Viagra. I guess that could present a problem as cost could be very high and if every racer were on Viagra, the pits may be a place for the fans to avoid. Maybe the next world champion will be an older racer that is more used to the effects of Viagra or one that is able to alter the prescription? Maybe a Pharmicist racer? I know SS/MA racer Garrett Ghezzi is a Pharmicist and older. Better call him today and have him start petitioning NHRA for a few rule changes...

SSDiv6 · 10-22-2007, 12:21 PM

John Lang · 10-22-2007, 12:34 PM

What about people like me that only use Viagra in a half dose? I use it to kee p me from falling out of bed! John Lang

ROCKETWORKS · 10-22-2007, 03:08 PM

John ,would,nt a out-dated simpson set of seat belt.s do the same and save you a trip to the drug-store......... dennis

10-22-2007, 08:59 AM	#1
Larry Hill Live Reporter Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Hickory, Ky Posts: 10,635 Likes: 1,929 Liked 10,687 Times in 2,225 Posts	Hottest new product for stock! Hottest new product for stock eliminator: Finger extensions!! This allows the racer to reach the 2 step button on the brake pedal with ease!! We control our reaction times with choice of materials. If you need a little pick-me-up, purchase the carbon fiber finger extension. If that is too quick, the fiberglass version might be just what you need. Since tracks differ, we know you will want the full set from the carbon fiber up thru the weightable brass version, with the knurled aluminum being the standard model. Paperwork is almost complete for NHRA major contingency sponsorship. As always the decals must be displayed on both sides of the car. Price : Priceless!!! Parts are available from Hillybilly Hollywood Industries. Phone # BR549 Ask for Cooter and get a 10% discount!! Free pouch of Redman with the first 500 orders! __________________ IHM Used Parts https://ihmusedparts.com 888-821-1817

10-22-2007, 09:13 AM	#2
William Koski Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 33 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hottest new product for stock! Is the guy from Kentucky that got his foot stuck in the steering wheel trying to dim the lights and wrecked his car after they moved the dimmer switch to the turn signal lever involved in bringing this amazing new product to market????????

10-22-2007, 09:14 AM	#3
ROCKETWORKS Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 102 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Hottest new product for stock! LARRY. sound,s like your on to something down there in KY .......... will there be any special holiday pricing for christmas ?????????? dennis

10-22-2007, 09:19 AM	#4
Jason Fuller Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Hottest new product for stock! ROGLMFAO!!!! Thanks Larry! I needed that. Can I use the these extensions to kick puppies with too?

10-22-2007, 09:22 AM	#5
Jeff Teuton VIP Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houma, LA Posts: 2,717 Likes: 2 Liked 325 Times in 50 Posts	Re: Hottest new product for stock! Patsy, it's time to reel him in. He's been out there too long. Maybe a change in the beverage brand or content.

10-22-2007, 10:38 AM	#7
Jeff Lee VIP Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Anthem, Arizona Posts: 2,766 Likes: 0 Liked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: Hottest new product for stock! If not for NHRA requiring that crotch strap, there would be other choices available for activating the two-step on the brake pedal. That would allow quicker starts as there are more nerve endings as opposed to the simple fingertip. If you have short commings, there are many enhancements offerd for sale. Even Hot Rod Magazine has those advertisements now so don't say you didn't know about that. The biggest problem is if you go all day in competition, you might need a fast acting Viagra. I guess that could present a problem as cost could be very high and if every racer were on Viagra, the pits may be a place for the fans to avoid. Maybe the next world champion will be an older racer that is more used to the effects of Viagra or one that is able to alter the prescription? Maybe a Pharmicist racer? I know SS/MA racer Garrett Ghezzi is a Pharmicist and older. Better call him today and have him start petitioning NHRA for a few rule changes... __________________ Jeff Lee 7494 D/S '70 AMX

10-22-2007, 12:21 PM	#8
SSDiv6 VIP Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Glendale, Arizona Posts: 3,044 Likes: 712 Liked 1,579 Times in 582 Posts	Re: Hottest new product for stock!

10-22-2007, 12:34 PM	#9
John Lang Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sheboygan Wi Posts: 391 Likes: 0 Liked 6 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Hottest new product for stock! What about people like me that only use Viagra in a half dose? I use it to kee p me from falling out of bed! John Lang __________________ John Lang 365 STK, SS

10-22-2007, 03:08 PM	#10
ROCKETWORKS Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 102 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Hottest new product for stock! John ,would,nt a out-dated simpson set of seat belt.s do the same and save you a trip to the drug-store......... dennis