New U/SA

Bob Shaw · 04-01-2014, 09:45 AM

Got my new car ready just in time for the Class Nationals. I sent the specs to NHRA, waiting for approval. 412 c.i. aluminum V8, 139 hp. I'm not afraid of McCarthy, Nees, Wong, or Summers.
Do my chauffer and I both need helmets? I can't find it in the rule book.

HR9121 · 04-01-2014, 10:00 AM

Full face required if you ride shotgun, open face if you ride in the back seat, this was added so that back seat riders could sip champagne and enjoy finger foods with Grey Poupon. Individual state open container laws apply.

Billy Nees · 04-01-2014, 10:02 AM

Bob, you had better start racing more! You have way too much time on your hands.
(you never had to worry too much about us anyway)

Ron Ortiz · 04-01-2014, 10:20 AM

Hi Bob, I noticed that you're not afraid of Billy, Jack, Paul and Gary. But what about me?
I know secretly that you fear me more than anyone else. Remember the little blue bottle I had in Belle Rose years ago. Have you forgotten the low air pressure tire trick. What about the "getting your opponent intoxicated the night before" game. Don't forget that I have Albert Einswine riding with me, if he smells BBQ ribs on your hands you are in deep trouble. Fear The Pig.

You all better be happy that my new project is not finished in time for the Class Nationals. I am adding a hydrogen peroxide package to the car, should put me in the high 9's. Ok, Ok, it is Aprils Fools day, maybe not high 9's, but low 10's is very feasible.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA not just for cuts anymore.

Billy Nees · 04-01-2014, 11:22 AM

Ron, no offense but when we're around you, we're more afraid of getting bit than getting beat!

Ron Ortiz · 04-01-2014, 04:00 PM

Grrrrrrrrrr, woof, woof, grrrrrrrrr, woof, grrr, grrrrr, grrrrr, woof, wooof, oink, oink.

Translate that .

Ron Ortiz
U/SA oink, grunt

Jack McCarthy · 04-01-2014, 04:58 PM

i believe the rolls has pulled a wheelie...

anyway ron should drive the rolls royce, he is the grandfather of the class, and will look good in a black tie and hat ... no-one has more fun racing than ron !!

anyway ya'll build em buy em and bring em to columbus...its gonna be a shootout !!!

captain jack

leave it to shaw

!!! LOL

Alex Denysenko · 04-01-2014, 06:26 PM

Just might have one myself if Paquet can figure out a valve body for my broke down crippled ars not quite as bogus as the Caddy....but close anyone remember the Roush 165hp 351 Lincoln MKVII LSC's and 4dr Givichy or Valentino 175hp 302 Paxton supercharged Continentals?

Bob Shaw · 04-01-2014, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billy Nees

Bob, you had better start racing more! You have way too much time on your hands.
(you never had to worry too much about us anyway)

Billy ,
I have always been afraid of all you guys. I'll never forget the US Nationals when I had you covered by 2 tenths and you beat me anyway! Ron nearly outran me in a class final at Belle Rose. Jack just flat outran me at Belle Rose.

Jared Jordan · 04-01-2014, 08:51 PM

If you're going to do the Rolls, you've got to spend the extra $$ and get a fire suit that looks like a tux!

04-01-2014, 09:45 AM	#1
Bob Shaw Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sedalia, Mo Posts: 436 Likes: 328 Liked 316 Times in 61 Posts	New U/SA Got my new car ready just in time for the Class Nationals. I sent the specs to NHRA, waiting for approval. 412 c.i. aluminum V8, 139 hp. I'm not afraid of McCarthy, Nees, Wong, or Summers. Do my chauffer and I both need helmets? I can't find it in the rule book. Attached Thumbnails __________________ Bob Shaw V/SA 515

04-01-2014, 10:00 AM	#2
HR9121 Live Reporter Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New Bern, NC Posts: 3,467 Likes: 146 Liked 3,363 Times in 731 Posts	Re: New U/SA Full face required if you ride shotgun, open face if you ride in the back seat, this was added so that back seat riders could sip champagne and enjoy finger foods with Grey Poupon. Individual state open container laws apply. __________________ James Williamson W200 J/SA. SS/JA

04-01-2014, 10:02 AM	#3
Billy Nees VIP Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: On a hilltop in Pa. Posts: 4,494 Likes: 3,595 Liked 7,730 Times in 1,739 Posts	Re: New U/SA Bob, you had better start racing more! You have way too much time on your hands. (you never had to worry too much about us anyway) __________________ Billy Nees 1188 STK, SS I'm not spending 100K to win 2K

04-01-2014, 10:20 AM	#4
Ron Ortiz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Englewood, Florida Posts: 989 Likes: 35 Liked 317 Times in 103 Posts	Re: New U/SA Hi Bob, I noticed that you're not afraid of Billy, Jack, Paul and Gary. But what about me? I know secretly that you fear me more than anyone else. Remember the little blue bottle I had in Belle Rose years ago. Have you forgotten the low air pressure tire trick. What about the "getting your opponent intoxicated the night before" game. Don't forget that I have Albert Einswine riding with me, if he smells BBQ ribs on your hands you are in deep trouble. Fear The Pig. You all better be happy that my new project is not finished in time for the Class Nationals. I am adding a hydrogen peroxide package to the car, should put me in the high 9's. Ok, Ok, it is Aprils Fools day, maybe not high 9's, but low 10's is very feasible. Ron Ortiz U/SA not just for cuts anymore. __________________ Ron Ortiz 2102 STK

04-01-2014, 11:22 AM	#5
Billy Nees VIP Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: On a hilltop in Pa. Posts: 4,494 Likes: 3,595 Liked 7,730 Times in 1,739 Posts	Re: New U/SA Ron, no offense but when we're around you, we're more afraid of getting bit than getting beat! __________________ Billy Nees 1188 STK, SS I'm not spending 100K to win 2K

04-01-2014, 04:00 PM	#6
Ron Ortiz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Englewood, Florida Posts: 989 Likes: 35 Liked 317 Times in 103 Posts	Re: New U/SA Grrrrrrrrrr, woof, woof, grrrrrrrrr, woof, grrr, grrrrr, grrrrr, woof, wooof, oink, oink. Translate that . Ron Ortiz U/SA oink, grunt __________________ Ron Ortiz 2102 STK

04-01-2014, 04:58 PM	#7
Jack McCarthy VIP Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: lyndon ky. ... louisville area Posts: 1,322 Likes: 29 Liked 476 Times in 117 Posts	Re: New U/SA i believe the rolls has pulled a wheelie... anyway ron should drive the rolls royce, he is the grandfather of the class, and will look good in a black tie and hat ... no-one has more fun racing than ron !! anyway ya'll build em buy em and bring em to columbus...its gonna be a shootout !!! captain jack leave it to shaw !!! LOL __________________ Jack McCarthy 3609 STK "the Captain"

04-01-2014, 06:26 PM	#8
Alex Denysenko Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Michigan City IN Posts: 633 Likes: 0 Liked 4 Times in 3 Posts	Re: New U/SA Just might have one myself if Paquet can figure out a valve body for my broke down crippled ars not quite as bogus as the Caddy....but close anyone remember the Roush 165hp 351 Lincoln MKVII LSC's and 4dr Givichy or Valentino 175hp 302 Paxton supercharged Continentals? __________________ Alex Denysenko NHRA 3038 SS, 3305 STK - IHRA 6 SS, 330A STK Moneymaker Racing LaPorte Indiana 219-861-1214 www.moneymakerracing.net

04-01-2014, 08:51 PM	#10
Jared Jordan Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Modesto, CA Posts: 612 Likes: 199 Liked 534 Times in 118 Posts	Re: New U/SA If you're going to do the Rolls, you've got to spend the extra $$ and get a fire suit that looks like a tux! __________________ Jared Jordan 9 B/SA 2024 Jeg's D7 All Star - Stock