Ron Ortiz

Jim Woods · 04-29-2009, 08:36 PM

Hey Jack , if you and m.j. come down I will give you the latest grand tour

Ron Ortiz · 04-30-2009, 10:54 AM

Hey, just got back from Whoo Terrs, a twin planetary system a couple of years from here, nice planets but the food isn't that good. Anyway I see that the Blingmaster has thrown down a challenge. I also noticed that Gator boy wants to play with that yeller sled of his. Seems that Grand Island Tommy's kid is wanting to do a motor swap, "The Don" is threatning to bring down Junior Knees (he does not like to be called Mr.) all the way from from PA and do some swapping also. Meanwhile Wahl is crying about "his" salsa and there is no way that FWD will fit in U. Mr. Smith is trying to stir the pot, and I do not even know Sid Tolson. I guess he's got Summertons old Olds that Master Bling is trying to duplicate. Then Mr. Photo Haning calling it a MMA event, and to top it off, The Captain and his henchman MJ are thinking about driving down from the Bluegrass state just to have beer, salsa and chips. And whats with the straight laced law firm of Carr, Yacavone & Dedman talking serious technical stuff on this ridiculous thread. But the kicker is Woods offering a grand tour of the area,......the only attraction is I-4.

Is there anybody else out there that want to jump into this insanity. Any of you wanna be U/SA guys or gals want in on some action. How about all you old U/SA cars come out of retirement. Well bring it on, because you are all in for a real big surprise. I got all of you covered by a bunch, and I do not care if I get a HP hit, I've got more HP in the bank to cover any of you.

While away I purchased the "Catty" from Mr. Bob. It will go under by 4.00 seconds under or more. No body has ever seen anything like this before. It is green with ions in pearl, the spiral sensors and the mag field are a bright yellow / blue, and the ........ I've said too much already, lets just say " Talk about BAD."

Ron Ortiz
U/SA light years ahead

Blingmaster · 04-30-2009, 04:59 PM

Ron: The only meds I can get is from the VA can you let me know where you get yours . it is quite obvious that ride to La with pup has lead to some serious time demencia. I think another usa shootout is over due and with some response maybe i can drum up some sponsor money...Winner take all...
has the rev or time traveler been heard of this year..I know the caddy is fast but not with salsa injection in gas tank if you know what I mean.We don't have to worry about gator boy and yellow submarine his head is so swelled he can't get his helmet on...So i quess it is just you and me ....You know the Don is always all talk and no action it's a NJ thing.......DD

bill dedman · 04-30-2009, 05:15 PM

Well, I heard that the Capn's Kingwood Estate Wagon was now good for some low 1.40 60-foot times, now that the 3-speed is broken-in, and just how far deep into the 13's that will put him I don't know but I also heard that he WORE OUT a set of $$$$$ wheelie bars in testing, so Catty or no, this could be the start of something BIG!

Talk's cheap... at least on this board (thanks, Ken!)

Bill

Daran Summerton · 04-30-2009, 06:01 PM

My last U/SA ran OK but this one will just be plain wicked thanks to the efforts of Billy getting the reduction. Jim the Summerton's maybe bringing three U/SA's alone!! Dana would be the one to watch. If Scott digs up a 2 barrel manifold and carb there maybe more then you expect. I'm going back to the garage I have work to do LOL

Blingmaster · 04-30-2009, 07:25 PM

Don: I just read that you are calling the pup a slacker compared to that arthritis ridden short legged man from Pa. Before you dig any deaper remember youth sometimes can overcome wisdom...DD

Don Himes · 04-30-2009, 10:55 PM

Yeah......but it can't overcome Treachery. And you know Billy and I are all about treachery!
"Short legged"?........did you call Billy short legged..............boy are you in for some trouble. Let me tell ya somethin blingmeister, if you see him coming in the gate at Lakeland, you'd better run and hide......although your wimpering will probably give you away. Lakeland's going to be even more fun this time around.

04-29-2009, 08:36 PM	#1
Jim Woods Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: celina, ohio Posts: 623 Likes: 4 Liked 12 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Ron Ortiz Hey Jack , if you and m.j. come down I will give you the latest grand tour __________________ Jim Woods

04-30-2009, 10:54 AM	#2
Ron Ortiz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Englewood, Florida Posts: 990 Likes: 36 Liked 317 Times in 103 Posts	Re: Ron Ortiz Hey, just got back from Whoo Terrs, a twin planetary system a couple of years from here, nice planets but the food isn't that good. Anyway I see that the Blingmaster has thrown down a challenge. I also noticed that Gator boy wants to play with that yeller sled of his. Seems that Grand Island Tommy's kid is wanting to do a motor swap, "The Don" is threatning to bring down Junior Knees (he does not like to be called Mr.) all the way from from PA and do some swapping also. Meanwhile Wahl is crying about "his" salsa and there is no way that FWD will fit in U. Mr. Smith is trying to stir the pot, and I do not even know Sid Tolson. I guess he's got Summertons old Olds that Master Bling is trying to duplicate. Then Mr. Photo Haning calling it a MMA event, and to top it off, The Captain and his henchman MJ are thinking about driving down from the Bluegrass state just to have beer, salsa and chips. And whats with the straight laced law firm of Carr, Yacavone & Dedman talking serious technical stuff on this ridiculous thread. But the kicker is Woods offering a grand tour of the area,......the only attraction is I-4. Is there anybody else out there that want to jump into this insanity. Any of you wanna be U/SA guys or gals want in on some action. How about all you old U/SA cars come out of retirement. Well bring it on, because you are all in for a real big surprise. I got all of you covered by a bunch, and I do not care if I get a HP hit, I've got more HP in the bank to cover any of you. While away I purchased the "Catty" from Mr. Bob. It will go under by 4.00 seconds under or more. No body has ever seen anything like this before. It is green with ions in pearl, the spiral sensors and the mag field are a bright yellow / blue, and the ........ I've said too much already, lets just say " Talk about BAD." Ron Ortiz U/SA light years ahead __________________ Ron Ortiz 2102 STK

04-30-2009, 04:59 PM	#3
Blingmaster Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: usa Posts: 83 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Ron Ortiz Ron: The only meds I can get is from the VA can you let me know where you get yours . it is quite obvious that ride to La with pup has lead to some serious time demencia. I think another usa shootout is over due and with some response maybe i can drum up some sponsor money...Winner take all... has the rev or time traveler been heard of this year..I know the caddy is fast but not with salsa injection in gas tank if you know what I mean.We don't have to worry about gator boy and yellow submarine his head is so swelled he can't get his helmet on...So i quess it is just you and me ....You know the Don is always all talk and no action it's a NJ thing.......DD

04-30-2009, 05:15 PM	#4
bill dedman VIP Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Conway, AR Posts: 1,739 Likes: 0 Liked 6 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Ron Ortiz Well, I heard that the Capn's Kingwood Estate Wagon was now good for some low 1.40 60-foot times, now that the 3-speed is broken-in, and just how far deep into the 13's that will put him I don't know but I also heard that he WORE OUT a set of $$$$$ wheelie bars in testing, so Catty or no, this could be the start of something BIG! Talk's cheap... at least on this board (thanks, Ken!) Bill __________________ Bill

04-30-2009, 06:01 PM	#5
Daran Summerton Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Las Vegas nv Posts: 600 Likes: 18 Liked 66 Times in 37 Posts	Re: Ron Ortiz My last U/SA ran OK but this one will just be plain wicked thanks to the efforts of Billy getting the reduction. Jim the Summerton's maybe bringing three U/SA's alone!! Dana would be the one to watch. If Scott digs up a 2 barrel manifold and carb there maybe more then you expect. I'm going back to the garage I have work to do LOL

04-30-2009, 07:25 PM	#6
Blingmaster Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: usa Posts: 83 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Ron Ortiz Don: I just read that you are calling the pup a slacker compared to that arthritis ridden short legged man from Pa. Before you dig any deaper remember youth sometimes can overcome wisdom...DD

04-30-2009, 10:55 PM	#7
Don Himes Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Port Charlotte, Fla. Posts: 160 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Ron Ortiz Yeah......but it can't overcome Treachery. And you know Billy and I are all about treachery! "Short legged"?........did you call Billy short legged..............boy are you in for some trouble. Let me tell ya somethin blingmeister, if you see him coming in the gate at Lakeland, you'd better run and hide......although your wimpering will probably give you away. Lakeland's going to be even more fun this time around. __________________ Don Himes 2075