Congrats to all 2009 SS division winners!

[Ed Wright]

Originally Posted by Longbob

Triplet Identification Procedure


Gary

He is dead nuts serious about racing. He will have a log book in one hand and his cell phone in the other texting Bobby Warren for secrets. You can spot him from a distance based on the length of his strides which are about 8 yards each buy my last measurement.

Jerry

Jerry is allergic to messy things. Dirt is his Kryptonite. He will have a rag in one hand and cleaning solution in another. He will even clean your stuff like he did in the staging lanes on my car. Since he didn't have any cleaning fluid, he took of his own radiator cap to wet a rag to clean the mud off my tires. I offered him a dollar, but he wouldn't take it. He is the easiest to identify at night because he has a slight hum to him since he is wound so tight.

Terry

Terry is the easiest to identify from a distance because he will be talking to a hot girl or three. Sometime it is hard to tell if girls are really good looking from a distance, but you can always trust his judgement. He is the one that I have never seen at night because he is suspiciously absent. Upon further reflection.....oh my!

I need to print and save this!