oil retention devices

[Chris "drooze" Wertman]

Originally Posted by Ed Fernandez

Rodney King said it best:
Can't we all just get along"?

When they do Ed Ill know the Apocolypse is upon us and Ill be looking for a pair of assless chaps so I can join the "cool" side of the Great Lord Humongous's Warriors of the Wasteland....now If I could just figure out how they cluched the 671 on Mad Max's car......

[Mark Yacavone]

No big deal, Rick
Just trying to get an education here.
What I was picturing was something that would fit a 69 Camaro BB, where all you can see is the oil pan sump (between the headers , cross member and the flywheel )
A diaper that small would have to be full of Shamwows to hold 4 qts of oil.

[Jeff Lee]

Originally Posted by Mark Yacavone

No big deal, Rick
Just trying to get an education here.
What I was picturing was something that would fit a 69 Camaro BB, where all you can see is the oil pan sump (between the headers , cross member and the flywheel )
A diaper that small would have to be full of Shamwows to hold 4 qts of oil.

Mark.....THAT'S IT!!! I'll supply the duct tape, you supply the shamwow's and we'll WASILY be ably to custom fit for a FRACTION of the cost! Sorry, DRE, we're going to take you out of business!
Mark, I'll be over tomorrow and we'll wrap up that turbo car as a demo!
Jeff

[Chris "drooze" Wertman]

Originally Posted by Jeff Lee

Mark.....THAT'S IT!!! I'll supply the duct tape, you supply the shamwow's and we'll WASILY be ably to custom fit for a FRACTION of the cost! Sorry, DRE, we're going to take you out of business!
Mark, I'll be over tomorrow and we'll wrap up that turbo car as a demo!
Jeff

My 12 year old called up the "Shamwow" line it went something like this.

"Do shamwows clean up blood ?"
"I believe so"
"I mean like a LOT of blood....LOTS"
"Well you may need more than 1"
"Well how many come with an order ?"
"(cant remeber what they said)"
"Ok.....so is that enough for say.....uhhhh....., Dad how much blood is in a person ?" (acting like he was talking over his shoulder to me)
"Ok enough for say 2 people worth of blood"
"Uhhhhhhhh Im sorry I didnt hear you"
"Dad holy crap is that a lot of blood, what do people bleed more the fatter they are ?, Ok so how much is say 10 orders ?"
"Well if you buy x you get y for x dollars"
"Ok but I need the overnighted (over his shoulder, **** dad look at all that blood in em")
"Im sorry we dont do overnight processing"
"Oh I need these like NOW"
"What am I going to do ??!?!!?! with a bit of panic in his voice"
"Im sorry Maam we cant do overnight delivery" (hes 12 and his voive hasnt changed yet so they all think hes a woman, I love yanking his chain "Maam")
click

After he showed me the tape of his call, I was pretty sure the cops were gonna show up....never did.....lol

My son gotta love him.

When I told him Im buying a diaper for the car, he asked "Why does it crap its pants every time it sees YOU ?"