First pic: new Pontiac Super Track Duty motor

Alan Nyhus · 10-09-2010, 04:28 PM

At great risk to my physical well being, I've obtained this pic of the new Pontiac Super Trak Duty (S.T.D.) motor. It was smuggled to me via several ne'er do wells in the inner GM sanctum that have a history of clandestine affairs. Using funds skimmed from the Federal bailout, secret testing has been ongoing for the past several months.

The motor will be available only in the Chevrolt HHR platform with a factory rating of 68h.p. in the full windowed HHR's. The panel delivery versions are slightly under rated at 57 h.p. and look to be the better combo.

My main contact told me and I quote: "We be goin' afta 'da V/S and V/SA market. Onc't we get done widda records in 'dem classes, 'da Blue Oval and PentaStar boyz and girlz ain't gonna' know if dey's afoot or horseback."

S.T.D.'s are contageous, so call your dealer today to schedule an appointment for a confidential interview.

CycloneFE · 10-09-2010, 05:22 PM

LMAO!!! Good one.

hadtobethere · 10-09-2010, 09:53 PM

Al, a friend of mine once had a girlfriend that had STD's, she got from the floor shift lever of a 3speed T/Stock Chevy back in the early 70's....I think you knew the car

Kelly Petterson · 10-12-2010, 04:30 PM

Al, Your sense of humor.......wow. Good one.

10-09-2010, 04:28 PM	#1
Alan Nyhus VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Lower Dakota territory Posts: 1,180 Likes: 1,074 Liked 799 Times in 236 Posts	First pic: new Pontiac Super Track Duty motor At great risk to my physical well being, I've obtained this pic of the new Pontiac Super Trak Duty (S.T.D.) motor. It was smuggled to me via several ne'er do wells in the inner GM sanctum that have a history of clandestine affairs. Using funds skimmed from the Federal bailout, secret testing has been ongoing for the past several months. The motor will be available only in the Chevrolt HHR platform with a factory rating of 68h.p. in the full windowed HHR's. The panel delivery versions are slightly under rated at 57 h.p. and look to be the better combo. My main contact told me and I quote: "We be goin' afta 'da V/S and V/SA market. Onc't we get done widda records in 'dem classes, 'da Blue Oval and PentaStar boyz and girlz ain't gonna' know if dey's afoot or horseback." S.T.D.'s are contageous, so call your dealer today to schedule an appointment for a confidential interview. Attached Thumbnails

10-09-2010, 05:22 PM	#2
CycloneFE Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Decatur Illinois Posts: 634 Likes: 0 Liked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: First pic: new Pontiac Super Track Duty motor LMAO!!! Good one.

10-09-2010, 09:53 PM	#3
hadtobethere Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 243 Likes: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: First pic: new Pontiac Super Track Duty motor Al, a friend of mine once had a girlfriend that had STD's, she got from the floor shift lever of a 3speed T/Stock Chevy back in the early 70's....I think you knew the car Last edited by hadtobethere; 10-09-2010 at 10:08 PM.

10-12-2010, 04:30 PM	#4
Kelly Petterson Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Sioux Falls, SD Posts: 75 Likes: 18 Liked 3 Times in 2 Posts	Re: First pic: new Pontiac Super Track Duty motor Al, Your sense of humor.......wow. Good one. __________________ Kelly Petterson 5781 B/SA