Ortiz Unleeched Immokalee IHRA

scott helms · 02-08-2011, 10:41 AM

As always, Highly informative and full of insight.......lmao

goinbroke2 · 02-08-2011, 02:52 PM

Went out first round and got drunk...my wife would say you've described my racing experiences to a "T" LOL!

Love the play by play Ron, look forward to the next installment!

Ron Ortiz · 02-09-2011, 03:19 PM

goin broke 2, if you go out in the first round you also have to sing the song "I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me" before engaging in sequential beverage intake. It makes things go alot better.

Scott, it could have been more descriptive, but not for the faint of heart to read. It has to be said in person when ones at a party.

Bradenton is going to be fun as it is close to home. Sean is smoking a butt at the races. A pork butt you idiots, wonder who is going to smell the fixins and wander over. Bring beer. Jerky available. Probably have zesty Italian wings for lunch some time too. BBQ sauce available. He is towing this smoker to the races so you know he is serious.

See ya'all there.

Ron Ortiz
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Mickey Whaley · 02-09-2011, 08:23 PM

Ready for some jerky ortiz be there friday if we dont get snowed in tonight

Ron Ortiz · 02-10-2011, 08:30 PM

We are pulling out to go to Bradenton, a whole 45 miles up the road. Things happening already. Sean cannot get the smoker as his truck decided that brakes were not necessary for operation. Smoker gone, time to adjust, no problem, we'll see what cooks up. More bad news, Sean had a steel beam fall just a half inch away from his steel tipped work boots, on the top of his foot. It's pretty swollen, beer will be necessary for medication.

Good news, Jim Marshall found my black Hooters coolie holder. Bad news it had a Miller Lite Bottle in it. It must have been pretty drunk out for me to drink diet beer. Anyway, he is holding it ransom for food, easy reward.

See Ya, time to go.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA can't catch a break, well maybe.

Michael Beard · 02-10-2011, 11:30 PM

Hey, you're tied for 12th in IHRA Div. 2 Stock... just sayin'. Top 10's just THAT close! Now you're just going to HAVE to come to Jackson. Wagon keeps going dead-on... give me some time with the driver (away from the grill and beer... don't worry, just a little bit, and then you can go back to it), and I'm sure we'll have some social-life destroying win lights in no time!

danny waters sr · 02-11-2011, 08:52 AM

Michael ,you know they came to a party and a race broke out. I don't think they were prepared for that. I bet they are now....lol....... Good Luck this weekend....

02-08-2011, 10:41 AM	#1
scott helms Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Pierre Part,la. Posts: 253 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Ortiz Unleeched Immokalee IHRA As always, Highly informative and full of insight.......lmao __________________ SCOTT HELMS Stk,SS 2540 Last edited by scott helms; 02-08-2011 at 04:35 PM. Reason: added to...

02-08-2011, 02:52 PM	#2
goinbroke2 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NS CANADA Posts: 892 Likes: 1,631 Liked 393 Times in 153 Posts	Re: Ortiz Unleeched Immokalee IHRA Went out first round and got drunk...my wife would say you've described my racing experiences to a "T" LOL! Love the play by play Ron, look forward to the next installment!

02-09-2011, 03:19 PM	#3
Ron Ortiz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Englewood, Florida Posts: 989 Likes: 35 Liked 317 Times in 103 Posts	Re: Ortiz Unleeched Immokalee IHRA goin broke 2, if you go out in the first round you also have to sing the song "I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me" before engaging in sequential beverage intake. It makes things go alot better. Scott, it could have been more descriptive, but not for the faint of heart to read. It has to be said in person when ones at a party. Bradenton is going to be fun as it is close to home. Sean is smoking a butt at the races. A pork butt you idiots, wonder who is going to smell the fixins and wander over. Bring beer. Jerky available. Probably have zesty Italian wings for lunch some time too. BBQ sauce available. He is towing this smoker to the races so you know he is serious. See ya'all there. Ron Ortiz U/SA subliminal messages in content __________________ Ron Ortiz 2102 STK

02-09-2011, 08:23 PM	#4
Mickey Whaley VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,220 Likes: 0 Liked 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: Ortiz Unleeched Immokalee IHRA Ready for some jerky ortiz be there friday if we dont get snowed in tonight

02-10-2011, 08:30 PM	#5
Ron Ortiz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Englewood, Florida Posts: 989 Likes: 35 Liked 317 Times in 103 Posts	Re: Ortiz Unleeched Immokalee IHRA We are pulling out to go to Bradenton, a whole 45 miles up the road. Things happening already. Sean cannot get the smoker as his truck decided that brakes were not necessary for operation. Smoker gone, time to adjust, no problem, we'll see what cooks up. More bad news, Sean had a steel beam fall just a half inch away from his steel tipped work boots, on the top of his foot. It's pretty swollen, beer will be necessary for medication. Good news, Jim Marshall found my black Hooters coolie holder. Bad news it had a Miller Lite Bottle in it. It must have been pretty drunk out for me to drink diet beer. Anyway, he is holding it ransom for food, easy reward. See Ya, time to go. Ron Ortiz U/SA can't catch a break, well maybe. __________________ Ron Ortiz 2102 STK

02-10-2011, 11:30 PM	#6
Michael Beard VIP Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 4,060 Likes: 0 Liked 13 Times in 9 Posts	Re: Ortiz Unleeched Immokalee IHRA Hey, you're tied for 12th in IHRA Div. 2 Stock... just sayin'. Top 10's just THAT close! Now you're just going to HAVE to come to Jackson. Wagon keeps going dead-on... give me some time with the driver (away from the grill and beer... don't worry, just a little bit, and then you can go back to it), and I'm sure we'll have some social-life destroying win lights in no time! __________________ Michael Beard - NHRA/IHRA 3216 S/SS

02-11-2011, 08:52 AM	#7
danny waters sr VIP Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: lagrange,nc Posts: 2,224 Likes: 1 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Ortiz Unleeched Immokalee IHRA Michael ,you know they came to a party and a race broke out. I don't think they were prepared for that. I bet they are now....lol....... Good Luck this weekend.... __________________ Danny Waters, Sr / 73 Duster "340"