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04-13-2012, 09:34 PM
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Re: Funny one-liners
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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04-17-2012, 11:38 PM
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Re: Funny one-liners
A penny for your thoughts, A dollar if you flash me.
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04-18-2012, 12:45 PM
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Re: Funny one-liners
The Dali Lama walks in to a pizza shop...
Says, can you make me one with everything? wait, wait, wait....., it will sink in, in time..... David The New Hemi Guy Last edited by NewHemi; 04-19-2012 at 02:43 PM. |
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04-19-2012, 01:16 AM
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Re: Funny one-liners
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak..
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04-19-2012, 05:01 AM
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04-23-2012, 05:48 PM
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Re: Funny one-liners
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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04-23-2012, 09:35 PM
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Re: Funny one-liners
Thought for the day
Press 1 for English Press 2 to disconnect until you learn English
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04-23-2012, 09:47 PM
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Re: Funny one-liners
 Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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04-26-2012, 03:05 PM
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Re: Funny one-liners
I'm so great I'm jealous of myself
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