Thanksgiving

Greg Reimer 7376 · 11-23-2012, 11:53 AM

A farmer had a problem with his family- every Thanksgiving day the only part of the bird anybody was interested in were the legs. A big fight at the dinner table ensued, and he reallly didn't want to have to butcher three birds for one meal, so he began a program of genetic engineering-make turkeys with more than two legs.Finally, the end result of all this selective breeding and genetic engineering was a turkey with six long strong big legs. He began having them reproduce, and the next November, the real test was on. They were going to eat one. After the holiday, the neighbor down the road came by and asked how it tasted. The reply was," We don't know. Nobody could catch it!!"

11-23-2012, 11:53 AM	#1
Greg Reimer 7376 VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Glendora,Calif. Posts: 1,136 Likes: 172 Liked 705 Times in 219 Posts	Re: Thanksgiving A farmer had a problem with his family- every Thanksgiving day the only part of the bird anybody was interested in were the legs. A big fight at the dinner table ensued, and he reallly didn't want to have to butcher three birds for one meal, so he began a program of genetic engineering-make turkeys with more than two legs.Finally, the end result of all this selective breeding and genetic engineering was a turkey with six long strong big legs. He began having them reproduce, and the next November, the real test was on. They were going to eat one. After the holiday, the neighbor down the road came by and asked how it tasted. The reply was," We don't know. Nobody could catch it!!"