Memorable Quotes!

[REGGIE WINKLES]

Raymond Beadle once said this about racing..."The luck will come to you if the money
don't run out"

Reggie Winkles
4102 J/Stick

[Dave Goob Cook]

"The tree activated, and I ran out of talent"

[Mark Tallent]

Having a Display on your dash from a RacePack that tells you where are on the "Track" is "Not Legal"
No matter what you think NHRA's job is to find it.

[Randall Klein]

"Anybody can put a big motor in a little car"
by an opinionated Stock Class racer commenting to the Track Announcer concerning why he runs Stock instead of brackets or Super classes

"I could die tonight, I wanna see how fast she goes..."
by an intoxicated Stock Class racer commenting on sandbagging for ladder position

"They are too dumb to know what their looking at"
by a former National Champion (Stock, again) working on his engine, pitted along side us with an obvious deviation from the rule book stating: "prohibited"...I believe commenting on tech

"Go ahead, give me six months, it's almost winter in xxxxxx"
by a guy with a wrong manifold in Stock (again) before he got a year off

"Rusk, Texas, just follow he signs" sure!
"Edgewater? sure, just down that road"

"RTV, silicone?, no, but ask any Class racer, they use it by the truckload"
Class racer looking for RTV after teardown, stupidly asking a group of Super Class racers drinking and cooking out, basically enjoying the evening

"Can you do THAT?"
sure 'til they catch it

There's tons more....how about Dan Dvorak's comment that: "sure he's fast, he's in the wrong class, he ain't any smarter"
Whatever happened to him, and Sarge

[Randall Klein]

Upon further reflection, one of the best has to be Larry Morgan's: "You can't fix stupid"

[tpoh815]

if your data doesnt match your results, keep your results and throw away your data! warren johnson

[Dave Casey]

"You have the wrong emblem on your glove compartment door, there are holes on the bottom of both your doors from the SS trim, you are missing the thin trim that goes down the body line on a regular Nova, and when I look under the dash I can see a 1/4 inch hole of daylight thru the firewall"

An NHRA tech person explaining the 4 things that he failed my 66 Nova stocker for in tech that had to be fixed before i could race at my first National event. 1975 summernationals, englishtown

[Chris DeGidio]

"They told me to say something nice about every car...This is a very nice door handle you have here"

-Tech inspector at the 1986 NHRA Gatornationals.

And he wasn't kidding either,I was surprised the car actually passed tech,it was that bad.

[Bushwacker]

"If you can't dazzel them with knowledge, baffel them with bull *****"

As told to me by an old man I know (Ford Fanatic) about country living . On a Quiet night I can hear a Chevy Rust!