Memorable Quotes!

Ron Ortiz · 08-09-2007, 04:13 PM

I don't know who the funny car driver was, but after what appeared that his car was broke because it did not launch, his statement later was something like " I just sat there looking at the green and I did'nt want to have the worst reaction time in history, so I acted like I broke"

Ron Ortiz
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goinbroke2 · 08-10-2007, 12:10 PM

Gators '97
"That legal"? "Do fat dogs fart"?

Middle of a thrash to get back together..."get out of the way, I'm busier than a one legged midget in an *** kicking contest"

And the classic "my engine is connecting rod challenged" answered by "yup, that was a case of R.E.D. Rapid Engine Dissassembly"

Mike Mayhew · 08-10-2007, 02:00 PM

During a rain delay at the local races, a young racer joining in a bull session with a bunch of racers while sitting in my R/V, and said in all seriousness :

" Yep, I've been working on my car hard lately, It'll REALLY run the number now.........................
......( a much lower tone ).....................I just don't always know what the number is "

After our laughter, we helped him realize thats the whole game.

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08-09-2007, 04:13 PM	#1
Ron Ortiz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Englewood, Florida Posts: 989 Likes: 35 Liked 317 Times in 103 Posts	Re: Memorable Quotes! I don't know who the funny car driver was, but after what appeared that his car was broke because it did not launch, his statement later was something like " I just sat there looking at the green and I did'nt want to have the worst reaction time in history, so I acted like I broke" Ron Ortiz U/SA zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz __________________ Ron Ortiz 2102 STK

08-10-2007, 12:10 PM	#2
goinbroke2 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NS CANADA Posts: 900 Likes: 1,686 Liked 404 Times in 158 Posts	Re: Memorable Quotes! Gators '97 "That legal"? "Do fat dogs fart"? Middle of a thrash to get back together..."get out of the way, I'm busier than a one legged midget in an *** kicking contest" And the classic "my engine is connecting rod challenged" answered by "yup, that was a case of R.E.D. Rapid Engine Dissassembly"

08-10-2007, 02:00 PM	#3
Mike Mayhew Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Savannah Ga. Posts: 124 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Memorable Quotes! During a rain delay at the local races, a young racer joining in a bull session with a bunch of racers while sitting in my R/V, and said in all seriousness : " Yep, I've been working on my car hard lately, It'll REALLY run the number now......................... ......( a much lower tone ).....................I just don't always know what the number is " After our laughter, we helped him realize thats the whole game. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^