Robert Pare'

david ring · 05-02-2007, 02:03 PM

Jack,

It might have been some music thing too-you know how drummers are.

Which reminds me:

How do you get a drummer off your front porch?

You pay for the pizza.

What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?

A pizza will feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a bond and a drummer?

A bond generates income and eventually matures.

What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

How can you tell the stage is level?

The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

Sorry Robert. You can change drummer to songwriter or mandolin or guitar player or bass player or horn player and for some of them college professor.

05-02-2007, 02:03 PM	#2
david ring Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Oneonta.,NY Posts: 889 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Jack, It might have been some music thing too-you know how drummers are. Which reminds me: How do you get a drummer off your front porch? You pay for the pizza. What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza? A pizza will feed a family of four. What's the difference between a bond and a drummer? A bond generates income and eventually matures. What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless. How can you tell the stage is level? The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth. Sorry Robert. You can change drummer to songwriter or mandolin or guitar player or bass player or horn player and for some of them college professor.