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Old 11-02-2024, 10:30 PM   #1
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Mission accomplished Joe!
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Old 11-03-2024, 12:37 AM   #2
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there can be only one explanation-when the lights come on it activates the
antigravitational thermal nano- magnets in the driveshaft which upon reaching warp speed will accelerate the car forward at 1/ten trillionth of a millisecond and this in turn will cause enormous G Forces on the driver until they turn the lights off.
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Old 11-03-2024, 12:44 AM   #3
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there can be only one explanation-when the lights come on it activates the
antigravitational thermal nano- magnets in the driveshaft which upon reaching warp speed will accelerate the car forward at 1/ten trillionth of a millisecond and this in turn will cause enormous G Forces on the driver until they turn the lights off.
and I have the timeslip to prove it -- just cant find it
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Old 11-03-2024, 02:10 AM   #4
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Mission accomplished Joe!

Keep people wondering. Make them look at what doesn't even matter. Gets in their head. Joe and Hal are sharp, all the respect in the world to those guys, they always had two tenths on my stuff, at least.
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Old 11-03-2024, 09:27 AM   #5
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Keep people wondering. Make them look at what doesn't even matter. Gets in their head. Joe and Hal are sharp, all the respect in the world to those guys, they always had two tenths on my stuff, at least.
I'm pretty sure they run cow magnets on the infeed fuel line, someone out there should look into that feature as a method of cheating also.
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