WARNING issued for Cajun Sport Nats - Page 2

Ron Ortiz · 03-16-2009, 08:27 AM

It has been two years since I have raced due to financial reasons. Well, that is coming to an end this weekend. I had an offer that I could not refuse, all though it is for just one weekend, this one.

1) This is an official warning to all crawfish, corn, potatoes, and boudain. I will be hunting you down like a famished dog.

2) To the Stock Eliminator racers: I will not be responsible for any of my unorthodox mind tactics, consumprtion of beer, facial gestures, or any other irregularities associated in human behavior that I might perform. I will be totally unpredictable in my reactions in the pit areas as well as on the dragstrip. These reactions could result in another racer advancing to the next round, or thier elimination from competition.

3) To all the local Cajun racers: I will be patrolling the pits in search of Cajun delicasies and conversation to satisfy my hunger and intellectual needs.

4) To Mr. Jim Collins: I will bring evidence that it was not me who suggested about putting crawfiah heads in your red Corvette convertible three years ago. Are you listening to this Jim Wahl.

5) To Mr. Bob Shaw: I will find that bottle of nitrous that I put in your car.

6) To the bar under the tower: "I will be back"

DISCLAIMER
The above statements were not made under any durress, nor do they imply any rational reasoning. Should any of this makes sense, please see your doctor and quit taking any pharmacueticals. Understanding any of this could result in high blood pressure, dizziness, uncontrolable laughter, an erection lasting under thirty five seconds, discomfort in the bowel area, loss of hair, loss of senses, loss of mind, nasal congestion, liver disfunction, headaches, nausea, vomiting, inability to sleep, chest pains, mobility of limbs, dry throat, attraction to inatimate objects, and the agony of de feet.

Ron Ortiz
U/SA I will be back

03-16-2009, 08:27 AM	#1
Ron Ortiz Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Englewood, Florida Posts: 988 Likes: 33 Liked 315 Times in 102 Posts	WARNING issued for Cajun Sport Nats It has been two years since I have raced due to financial reasons. Well, that is coming to an end this weekend. I had an offer that I could not refuse, all though it is for just one weekend, this one. 1) This is an official warning to all crawfish, corn, potatoes, and boudain. I will be hunting you down like a famished dog. 2) To the Stock Eliminator racers: I will not be responsible for any of my unorthodox mind tactics, consumprtion of beer, facial gestures, or any other irregularities associated in human behavior that I might perform. I will be totally unpredictable in my reactions in the pit areas as well as on the dragstrip. These reactions could result in another racer advancing to the next round, or thier elimination from competition. 3) To all the local Cajun racers: I will be patrolling the pits in search of Cajun delicasies and conversation to satisfy my hunger and intellectual needs. 4) To Mr. Jim Collins: I will bring evidence that it was not me who suggested about putting crawfiah heads in your red Corvette convertible three years ago. Are you listening to this Jim Wahl. 5) To Mr. Bob Shaw: I will find that bottle of nitrous that I put in your car. 6) To the bar under the tower: "I will be back" DISCLAIMER The above statements were not made under any durress, nor do they imply any rational reasoning. Should any of this makes sense, please see your doctor and quit taking any pharmacueticals. Understanding any of this could result in high blood pressure, dizziness, uncontrolable laughter, an erection lasting under thirty five seconds, discomfort in the bowel area, loss of hair, loss of senses, loss of mind, nasal congestion, liver disfunction, headaches, nausea, vomiting, inability to sleep, chest pains, mobility of limbs, dry throat, attraction to inatimate objects, and the agony of de feet. Ron Ortiz U/SA I will be back __________________ Ron Ortiz 2102 STK