i made it home a"LIVE from INDY US NATIONALS 2013"

[nickh]

Originally Posted by billy nees

i've got an awful lot to say about my week at indy so i'm going to just start with a few comments, observations, half-truths and questions. I can't take in my whole week in one sitting so it may take me a few days to get my whole experience in.
Yes, i did wear a new hat. My sweetie threw my old one in the burn barrel and it melted some of the siding on the house! More "honey do" stuff.
The rumors around the pits are completely false about jack and i being signed to do a major studio remake of "the odd couple". But if we were, jack would be felix.
I was not locked in the bathroom of the coach all week. I was however not allowed to touch his laptop and there were certain people that i was not allowed to talk to(more on that later).
Jacks hair is real! However, it is the only hair on his entire body! (don't ask, it wasn't pretty and my eyes still sting from soaking them with bleach)
jack has a publicist and three proof readers come in every evening to make sure that his posts are perfect!
Jack does his own make-up.
Jack takes three showers a day and changes his wardrobe at least twice that many times! That can be a bad thing in a motorhome. The grey water tank was full by friday and because of that i have a near terminal case of stanka$$.
But enough about jack.
I'll post some more later.

roflmao!

[Bob Shaw]

Billy,
Have you been drinking?

[Marty Knox]

Originally Posted by Marty Buth

Billy sure wore some T-shirts that had interesting messages on them. LOL
It was great to see Billy at Indy, again!

Anybody get any pictures of Billy's shirts?

[greg fulk]

I would like to see Charlie Bob, his Dad, his brother Patrick, Paul Wong and the Polacks sitting around a campfire dressed like cowboys, eating beans and doing a "Blazing Saddles" imitation. It just seems right. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perfect Billy!

[RonTheAnnouncer]

Well, looks like I've found my "must see" thread for the next few days..."

[Rich Biebel]

Billy ....You missed your calling.....all these years of busting knuckles and you could have been making a living as a stand up comedian instead....

P.S. You need to drive around Rockaway where it borders Boonton Township........Nothing like Mt.Hope.....

[Tom Goldman]

Rich, we need Billy and Matt Schurman announcing a race !
Or at least at a Banquet microphone with a few drinks in them !.
Nice observations Billy ! and congratulations for surviving a week with Jack !

[BKSG1198]

As everyone else has said we definitely need to add Billy to the "Live From" reporters. Hopefully Ken has it in the budget to fit him in and if not I'm sure Jack would take a small pay cut...lol.

Please help us if we got Matt & Billy on the mic at the same time. I remember one year at E-Town it was on & off rain and they were trying to fit the classes in when they could. We'll during some downtime they allowed Matt to come up and do commentary....I'm sure he wasn't allowed within 50 feet of the tower after that day.

Speaking of Matt & Billy I found a spy photo of them already working out their routine..

[James Perrone]

Blazing saddles..lol...

[Rich Biebel]

If Matt and Billy were on the mic they would need a 30 second time delay and a censor...or "filter" as some might call it....

Especially for Matt !!!

and no alcohol for either of them...