NHRA announces the race to the Middle!!!!

Lyn Smith · 03-31-2010, 06:58 PM

Since the majority of the Pro racers have said they will not race another 4 wide event in regular points type competition,NHRA is ready to announce on thursday April 1,a new type of circus drag racing event.It will be called the "Race to the Middle.It will start 2 cars each end of the track and the first car to the middle wins!!Nhra says that this will also cut operating expenses since the starting line crew at one end will also the shut down crew at the other end.They will also be able to sell twice as many starting line tickets since there will be two starting lines.NHRA also says any extra revenue generated by this race ,will be put in the Sportsmen Racers Fund!!

Jim Wahl · 03-31-2010, 07:00 PM

Good, there will soon be a shortage of Pro racers! Then we will get all the TV time! Jim

Floyd Gomez · 03-31-2010, 07:01 PM

Now thats funny!!!! I bet one of the Pro teams that voted for was Force!!

Bruce Noland · 03-31-2010, 07:09 PM

Lame April fools joke.

Ed Fernandez · 03-31-2010, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bruce Noland

Lame April fools joke.

Come on Bruce,you gotta find some humor in that.Life's
too short to go through it like Mr Wilson in Dennis the Menace.

Lyn Smith · 03-31-2010, 07:35 PM

Yey your' right Bruce.Lets get back to bashing the Horse Power ratings!!!!!!

Jack Matyas · 04-01-2010, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed Fernandez

Come on Bruce,you gotta find some humor in that.Life's
too short to go through it like Mr Wilson in Dennis the Menace.

Ed - I never really thought of Bruce that way but some days he could be " Good 'ole Mr. Wilson" ..............

tj310 · 04-01-2010, 07:41 AM

In a old Cartunes book from the sixties the little old lady from pasadena paid to have this modification done to the local dragstrip, so the spectators could watch a start and a finish. ... Thanx Trevor

Bruce Noland · 04-01-2010, 08:02 AM

Now, how does my comment about a lame Aprils fools joke turn into Bruce bashing? And it was a lame joke. haha

Jack,
I don't know if it's your computer that turns you into a caustic fellow or what, but, you're kinda like mouse-man in knee socks when I see you at the races. What's going on here?

Jack Matyas · 04-01-2010, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bruce Noland

Now, how does my comment about a lame Aprils fools joke turn into Bruce bashing? And it was a lame joke. haha

Jack,
I don't know if it's your computer that turns you into a caustic fellow or what, but, you're kinda like mouse-man in knee socks when I see you at the races. What's going on here?

Bruce -- You're somewhat on track here as I do wear those Mr.Wilson sweaters........and as for the bashing -- its not that at all -- we all are just having fun with you .Enjoy your celebrity .................

03-31-2010, 06:58 PM	#1
Lyn Smith VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Pontiac,il. Posts: 1,183 Likes: 269 Liked 935 Times in 185 Posts	NHRA announces the race to the Middle!!!! Since the majority of the Pro racers have said they will not race another 4 wide event in regular points type competition,NHRA is ready to announce on thursday April 1,a new type of circus drag racing event.It will be called the "Race to the Middle.It will start 2 cars each end of the track and the first car to the middle wins!!Nhra says that this will also cut operating expenses since the starting line crew at one end will also the shut down crew at the other end.They will also be able to sell twice as many starting line tickets since there will be two starting lines.NHRA also says any extra revenue generated by this race ,will be put in the Sportsmen Racers Fund!!

03-31-2010, 07:00 PM	#2
Jim Wahl Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Central Florida Posts: 5,843 Likes: 663 Liked 682 Times in 128 Posts	Re: NHRA announces the race to the Middle!!!! Good, there will soon be a shortage of Pro racers! Then we will get all the TV time! Jim __________________ Jim Wahl....NHRA #2239 S/SS - IHRA # 8 Stock, D2 Stock Champion (forever I guess) 2019 Baby Gators Stock Champion 2009 D2 National Open Stock Champion 1981 D2 West Palm Beach LDRS SS Runner Up Past President, Southern Stock / Super Stock Association.

03-31-2010, 07:01 PM	#3
Floyd Gomez Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: South Carolina Posts: 275 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: NHRA announces the race to the Middle!!!! Now thats funny!!!! I bet one of the Pro teams that voted for was Force!!

03-31-2010, 07:09 PM	#4
Bruce Noland VIP Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,855 Likes: 83 Liked 444 Times in 145 Posts	Re: NHRA announces the race to the Middle!!!! Lame April fools joke. __________________ Bruce Noland 1788 STK

03-31-2010, 07:35 PM	#6
Lyn Smith VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Pontiac,il. Posts: 1,183 Likes: 269 Liked 935 Times in 185 Posts	Re: NHRA announces the race to the Middle!!!! Yey your' right Bruce.Lets get back to bashing the Horse Power ratings!!!!!!

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tj310 Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Dresden On. Canada Posts: 460 Likes: 0 Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: NHRA announces the race to the Middle!!!! In a old Cartunes book from the sixties the little old lady from pasadena paid to have this modification done to the local dragstrip, so the spectators could watch a start and a finish. ... Thanx Trevor

04-01-2010, 08:02 AM	#9
Bruce Noland VIP Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,855 Likes: 83 Liked 444 Times in 145 Posts	Re: NHRA announces the race to the Middle!!!! Now, how does my comment about a lame Aprils fools joke turn into Bruce bashing? And it was a lame joke. haha Jack, I don't know if it's your computer that turns you into a caustic fellow or what, but, you're kinda like mouse-man in knee socks when I see you at the races. What's going on here? __________________ Bruce Noland 1788 STK