New - Lots of Questions. Help me understand S&SS

[J.R. Haddad]

In regards to GTX John's comment about paying $100.00 to see His Royal
Rudeness say things to Jared's face, I will kick in $100.00 as well. But
more importantly, I will pay $200.00 to see him be rude to Jared in front
of Julies face. You must be very careful with professional accounts, They
will subtract your limbs, multiply your pain, divide what is left, then add a
match to the remains.

J.R.