Overweight Stockers

[Billy Nees]

Jack, I've always admitted to being crazy! Just don't ever think for one minute that I'm stupid. I am also very good at reading and understanding the written English language. The powers that be in Glendora have written the rules. They are in black print on a white background. If THEY cannot enforce or understand their own rules then THEY had better change THEIR rules so that THEY can enforce or understand them. I have told many, many Tech Inspectors over the years, and I quote, "You make the rules, I will play by your rules, You remember your rules!"
I said something to an NHRA tech guy some time ago and he brought it to my attention (to my suprise) at Gainesville. I told him that if NHRA chucked all of the rules and said that from now on everybody will be racing wheelbarrows full of rocks then I would be at the next race with a wheelbarrow full of rocks! Maybe the way the rules are being enforced now I should bring a wheelbarrow full of foam rubber rocks and my lawyer!